Respectfully dedicated to F. W. Root his airs and assines forever "The Singin Skewl" (1869) Song & Coreas. by P. Benson Sr. Whitch the Sr. it stans for Singger [Source: 053/057@Levy; Chicago: S. Brainard's Sons, Plate No. 5537] 1. O, childhood's joys is very grate, A swingin on his muther's gate, A eatin candy till his mouth Is all stuck up from north to south. & other things he likes kwite well, That I hadnt time just here to tell, But if he is sent kwite a phool, He'd rather go to singin skewl. COARUS O, the singin skewl's butiphool, O, the singin skewl's butiphool, If you'll have me for your teacher I shall be a happy creecher For I dote upon the singin skewl, The sing-in skewl. (The singin skewl, the singin skewl, (The singin skewl, the singin skewl.) 2. & it's considered very nice To skate upon the fris up ice, Unlest you chance to fall kerwhack, & thereby, cos your hed to crack, & hwen you go from home to dine, A roasted Tirkey's very fine, But still I think it's more joyfull, To go-o-o to singin skewl. (COARUS) 3. Sum thinks that [nothing's?] [I?] so good, As oisters roasted, fried or stood, & others thinks, the pleasure's more, A slidin on a smaller dore. So sum thinks this & sum thinks that, But all agree there's grater satisfaction to be always hed, At sing singin skewl, as I hav sed. (COARUS) 4. O, sweet the breth of dosey morn, A blowin sadly thru the korn, While golden rays of mistic lite, Is herd upon the dawn of nite. But souperfine, extatick bliss, You'll always find, a nover nite. If you will only mind this rool, & always go to singin skewl. (COARUS)