To All the Blessed Single. "The Bachelor's Song" (1849) by One of the Squad Music by A Spinster Copyright secured to the Single. Entered at Spinster's Hall. New York: Firth, Pond & Co., 1 Franklin Sq. Troy: J. W. Kinnicutt Plate No. 528 Engraver: Quidor [Source: 641690@LoC] 1. Oh a Bachelor's life is merry and gay, He sips from each flower he meets in his way, The nectar he quaffs while embracing the thorn, He leaves the poor Benedick hanging forlorn. CHORUS 1 Hush brothers! that's the way, Talking on day by day We'll thus deceive them Then by our ready arts Of their fond honest hearts We can relieve them. 2. As pleasantly o'er the bright world he goes, Belowved by his friends, caring not for his foes Through each passing moment some happiness gleams, Which night but recalleth in pleasanter dreams. CHORUS 2 Hush brothers! they're asleep, While we our vigils keep Into the morning Patching our ancient clothes, Darning our tatter'd hose For our adorning! 3. Then reckon the joys of a Bachelor's life, Ye recreant sons who are "seeking a wife" And ask yourselves then if there's aught can repay, The wild joyous freedom ye thus throw away. CHORUS 3 Hush brothers! never tell, Sure 'twill be quite as well Not to discover Men, 'reft of home delights, Shivering these wintry nights, Under the cover! 4. Go ask the poor henpeck'd unfortunate wight, If aught in the wide world can give him delight; He sadly reverts to the days of his bliss, And sighs that his birthright was sold for a kiss! CHORUS 4 Hush brothers! never mind Although our fate's unkind Not yet to match us Perhaps some gentle maid, Not of gray hairs afraid Slyly may snatch us! 5. Then brothers be firm, to the rescue advance, A sigh is perdition-- there's death in a glance: Yield no to the blast-- but be true to the last, And revel in age o'er the joys of the past. CHORUS 5 Hush brothers! never fear, Some aunt or sister dear Shall for us pray While some old hired nurse, Maketh our ills the worse For so much per day!