"Fanny Grey" (1839) A Ballad of Real Life Written and Composed by the Honorable Mrs. Norton. Boston, MA: Parker & Ditson, 107 Washington Street [Source: 047/024@Levy] [NOTE: "Bis" means repeat two times] [JANE] 1. Well, well, Sir! So, you’ve come at last! I thought you’d come no more; I’ve waited, with my bonnet on, From One ’till half past Four!— You know I hate to sit alone, unsettled where to go; You’ll break my heart,— I feel you will,— if you continue so! You’ll break my heart,— I feel you will,— if you continue so! [CHARLES] 2. "Now pray, my love, put by that frown, and don't begin to scold! You really will persuade me soon you're growing cross and old.-- I only stopp'd at Grosvnor gate, young Fanny's eye to catch; I won't, I swear I _won't_ be made to keep time like a watch! I won't, I swear I _won't_ be made to keep time like a watch!" [JANE] 3. "It took you, then, two hours to boy? Two hours!-- Take off your hat; I wish you'd bow that way to _me_:-- and apropos of that,-- I saw you making love to her-- (You see I know it all!) (Bis) I say you making love to her, at Lady Glossop's Ball!" [CHARLES] 4. "Now really, Jane, your temper is so _very_ odd To-Day! _You_ jealous,-- and of such a Girl as little Fanny Gray! Make love to _her_! Indeed, my dear, you could see no such thing; (Bis) I sat a minute by her side, to see a turquoise ring!" [JANE] 5. "I tell you that I _saw_ it all, the whisp'ring and grimace, The flirting and coquetting, in her little foolish face. Oh! Charles I wonder that the Earth don't open, wher you stand-- (Bis) By the Heav'n that is above us both, I _saw you_ kiss her hand!" [CHARLES] 6. "I didn't, love! Or if I did,-- allowing that 'tis true,-- When a pretty woman shews her rings, what _can_ a poor man do? My life, my soul, my darling Jane! I love but you alone (Bis) I never _thought_ of Fanny Grey-- (How tiresome she's grown!)" [JANE] 7. "Put down your hat,-- don't take your stick!-- Now prithee, Charles, _do_ stay! You never come to see me now, but you long to run away; There was a time, there _was_ a time you never wish'd to go,-- (Bis) What have I done, what _have_ I done, dear Charles, to change you so?" [CHARLES] 8. "Pooh, pooh, my love! I am not chang'd,-- but Dinner is at Eight; And my Father's so partcular, he never likes to wait; "Good-Bye" Good-Bye! You'll come again? "Yes, One of these fine days!" (Bis) "He's turn'd the Street,-- I knew he would-- He's gone to Fanny Grey's!"